Fridays Shoegasm, a few Fawk Yous and a 55

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Take my button, leave a comment that you're linking up so I can come and visit your favourite pair of heels!


Fur Stiletto Boots $59.99 from Dollhouse

Fabian Sequin Platform Pumps $49.00

$70.00 Kingston Platform Patch Pump

Pedalz Satin Ruffled Platform Sandal $52.00



Bonsai Wedge Flower Sandal $49.00
 


Valdemia Wedge Strappy Sandals
  $49.00






Go and link up with Boobies and Christy and share your Fawk Yous for this week!


• Fuck you to Nandos for the first crappy flame-grilled chicken burger that I've EVER had from you guys.  I've been a dedicated fan of Nandos for 18 years and this is the first time that I have had food from you guys that was rubbish.  I was shocked and disappointed beyond belief - but I still LOVE you!  Nandos fucking rocks my knickers off!
• Fuck you my office that is so damn cold.  My nipples are sore from the constant pointing.
• Fuck you to the shortage of petrol.  I had to drive around to four different petrol stations at lunch time on Thursday to fill up my car.
• Fuck you to Caburys. This week I bought the girls a strip of Caramello Bears and not one of the bears had the "Tum full of Toffee" (as advertised) they were all made of solid Cadburys milk chocolate.  Hey who's complaining? But I did miss the yummy Toffee Tummy centre.  Sssssh, I know I'm not meant to be eating chocolate. 

 




Flash Fiction Friday 55 is hosted by G-Man and I haven't taken part in a while but I decided to give it another go this week. 

Is there any answer?
Knocking at the old red door
It sounds empty
Vacant and hollow
Is anyone there?
Staring through the mucky window
To be met by a blank void
Unoccupied
Where is everyone?
Isn’t it pointless pounding against a locked door
with no one behind it to open up
and Let me in?




Have a BRILLIANT weekend, Plonkers.  Don't forget to enter my competition - Caption my Freaky Photo #13.





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A Shoegasm and Friday Fawk Yous

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Take my button, link up and share some of your favourite pair of Hooker Heels.

Miu Miu Sparkly Pumps $950


Pony Hair Pumps $120





Guess Cherry Red $99
Charles David Blue Suede $195
Nine West $89
Charles Davids $145






Its also Fawk You Friday! So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and let it all oot! Give these girls a whirl, they're Absa-fucking-Lootly brilliant.



• Fuck you to the Pneumonia replaps that whacked me this week.  Thats two weeks at home!  That's the longest time I've ever been at home for an illness (even the times I was in hospital for shit).  In conclusion, I HATE being ill, I hate feeling crap and I'm glad I'm on the mend.  Back to work on Monday and I'm actually glad!  Oh I know I'm such a fucking loser.


• Fuck you to the truck loads of snot that I have mopped up over the past two weeks.  I have gone through 354.7 tissues and my nose is red and cracked and my lips look like urban street maps - totally smoochless!
Have a BRILLIANT weekend, Plonkers.  Don't forget to enter my competition - Caption my Freaky Photo #11. and as promised here is a wee video montage from our Hot Air Ballooning experience.







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Friday's Shoegasm and a few Fawk Yous

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 Link up for Friday's Shoegasm and shoes us your favourite pair of heels or shoes.  Because everyone loves a really cute pair of shoes.  Will also share with you my Hot Air Ballooning experience when I get back on Sunday.

Hervé Léger Now £300.18 Snake Look Sandals




Sergi Rossi £354.18






Halston  £341.00



Vouelle  £242





Its also Fawk You Friday! So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and let it all oot! Give these girls a whirl, they're brilliant.


• Fuck you to the Pneumonia that hit me like a ton of bricks this week.  Totally floored me physically.  I had to say at home, in bed, on the couch and rest!  Fucking boring!


• Fuck you to the diet has was going so well last week and was ruined this week by being at home and eating all the wrong fucking shite and not being able to go to the gym.  I was so looking forward to wearnig my FoulMouthShirts. 


• Fuck you to the gas suppliers who were all out of gas this week and we froze our fucking arses off crowding around a tiny wee fan heater.


• Fuck you to DSTV which costs too much and will be switched off at our house as from today!  Its gonna be a rough ride.

Anyway, Plonkers have a great weekend.  Don't forget to enter my competition - Caption my Freaky Photo #11.




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Friday's Shoegasm, a Fawk You Friday and a Vlog

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Today I'm taking my hubby away for the night.  We're going to Magaliesburg to stay at a pretty lodge for the night and the girls are going to sleep over at my sister's house.  I have a great surprise adventure planned for Saturday morning and I'll post about it when I get back because its still a secret.

Take my Friday's Shoegasm button and join me in posting your favourite pair of hooker heels.   




I don't know who does them or where to find them, but I LOVE these!

Manolo Blahnik US$945  Ouch!

SnazzyHeels.com $200

Giuseppe Zanotti Woven Platform Shiny High Heel Sandals $695

Badgley Mischka $245

Bebe $100

Manolo Blahnik.  You don't ask the price of these ones.

*Sigh*  I will probably NEVER own a pair of Christian Louboutins but that doesn't stop me looking, dreaming and drooling




Its also Fawk You Friday!  So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and let it all oot!  Give these girls a whirl, they're brilliant.


• Fuck you to The Beatles who wrote Let it Be.  That song makes me cry EVERY fucking time!
• Fuck you to the disgusting Stevia pills that I'm using in my tea instead of brown sugar.  It DOESN'T taste the same, assbags.  Its blah!  But I have lost 3kg since I started using it.
• Fuck You to Natalie Portman who looked absa lootly stunning in Black Swan, which I watched over the weekend. I was gob-smacked by her beauty, elegance and acting.  Yeah, the first half was a bit slow but the second half was whacky and creepy (just the way I like it).  How can a woman who lost all her fucking body fat for this film, be so breath-taking?  Normally, I hate waifs (perhaps I'm secretly jealous - of course I am).  Ballerinas always have a magical place in my heart.  They just take my breath away. 
• A huge Fuck You to the woman from ABSA Customer Services in Durban, who just phoned to crap on me because some random guy came in to her branch telling her that he has my old phone number.  He says keeps getting text messages from the bank.  Hey! I changed my details with the bank, Bitch - who then is sending him text messages?  Me or You?  Sort it out, asswipe.  She didn't bank on getting a foul-mouthed Scots Lass on the other end of the phone who gave her "what for".


Now Plonkers, you have ONE more day to win Caption my Freaky Photo #10 so click on the link and go leave a comment.




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Friday's Shoegasm, a few Fawk Yous and an Incredibly Talented Bloke!

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A long weekend here in SA - well for me anyway - the girls' schools were closed yesterday and Thursday was Youth Day.   Four days at home and my Birthday on Sunday.  How brilliant is that?


Take my Friday's Shoegasm button and join me in posting your favourite pair of kick-arse heels.   






STARDUST BLACK SUEDE £100.00




Gotta slip a pair of The Master's shoes into my birthday week's Shoegasm *drool*


Giuseppe Zanotti $750.00
Betsey Johnson $129
Sam Edelman $100
Naughty Monkey $65.00






Its also Fawk You Friday!  So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and tell us who fucked you off and pissed on yer battery.


• Fuck you to postal service to lost a few of my letters in the mail. Don't they know how precious those awesome Daft Scots Lass Temp tattoos are?
• Fuck you to this persistant flu that has been trying to invade my body. I've had earache and a sore throat the entire week.  Perhaps its time to go to the doctor.
This dude is fuckin' SOOPA talented!!  ENJOY

Now Plonkers, you have ONE more day to Caption my Freaky Photo #9 and win so click on the link and go leave a comment.


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Friday's Shoegasm, Fawk You and Walmart Booty Bouncing

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Take My Friday's Shoegasm button and post your favourite pair of  pretty shoes.  Top Shop has some awesome stuff but I couldn't have a Shoegasm without Christian Louboutin - The Fucking Genius when it comes to heels.



Christian Louboutins



Fun Circus Style Shoes



Giuseppe Zanotti’s Multi-coloured pumps $599




Mona Moore at This Next



Top Shop $190
Oh My Sweet Fucking Genius I have fallen in LOVE with Top Shop!  Take me there and leave me there if you wish.  Have you seen some of their stuff? Why or why do we not have a Top Shop here in South Africa?  My birthday is next month, Plonkers!  Send me some Top Shop Love!!!!
 


Top Shop $128



Christian Louboutin (The Genius) gives us the platform sling-back *double drool*


Link up with Boobies and Christy for Fawk You Friday





• Fuck you to the Doochebag interwebs whom I normally adore and love more than anything but this week while surfing it up, revealed who won American Idol before we got to see the finale here in South Africa.  That's just Bollix!
• Fuck you to wee Bloemfontein lassie who married Nicolas Cage's son, Weston.  South African girls are certainly getting "out there".  Then again Fuck That, she can have him, he's kinda creepy actually.
• Fuck you to the South African Lotto that picked my FIL to win a nasty sum of cash instead of me!  Och well, they say you've gotta play it to win it, right?  Go Dadio! 




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