Showing posts with label fuck shit up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fuck shit up. Show all posts

Day 25 - The 30 Day Blog Challenge

    Topic - What's in your purse?

    My purse is where I keep my money and my credit/debit cards but I'm sure this topic means my handbag because the Yanks call it a purse.

    So here's whats in my handbag (I would've done another VLOG but I know no one would watch it)

    • Make Up Bag
    • iPod, earbuds and charger
    • Letter to Santa from Megan (haven't posted it yet)
    • Deoderant
    • Lighter and Fags
    • 2 memory sticks
    • Hair brush
    • Tissues
    • A Car Freshener
    • Bills
    • Waterless Hand Cleanser
    • Ultima Fat Away
    • Three Pens
    • Scrunchie and clips to tie up my hair
    • Some dirty tissues
    • Car Keys
    • Purse 
    But Who the Fuck gives a fucking rats arse about that, right? My grovelling apologies to bore you to fucking tears and very nearly slitting your wrists, here's a vid that brough me to tears in a different way!!!

     

    I laughed so hard I nearly peed my knickers!
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55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 6 - Flog Yo Blog



    Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man on Fridays, called 55 Fiction Fridays, or 55 Fridays.




    The idea is to write a complete story in only 55 words.



    So, get your pen poised and either write a 55 word story on your own blog, or you can post it in my comments below. Its all good.







    I counted from one to ten






    I clasped my hands together, closed my eyes and prayed




    I locked myself in the bathroom




    I hid out where no one could find me





    I wished to be invisible





    projected to blend in




    But I'm very close to giving up




    don't make me have to fuck shit up









    Mummy Time - Flog Yo Blog Friday is about passing it forward.  Go check it out.  Happy Friday!





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