Friday's Shoegasm, a few Fawk Yous and an Incredibly Talented Bloke!

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A long weekend here in SA - well for me anyway - the girls' schools were closed yesterday and Thursday was Youth Day.   Four days at home and my Birthday on Sunday.  How brilliant is that?


Take my Friday's Shoegasm button and join me in posting your favourite pair of kick-arse heels.   






STARDUST BLACK SUEDE £100.00




Gotta slip a pair of The Master's shoes into my birthday week's Shoegasm *drool*


Giuseppe Zanotti $750.00
Betsey Johnson $129
Sam Edelman $100
Naughty Monkey $65.00






Its also Fawk You Friday!  So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and tell us who fucked you off and pissed on yer battery.


• Fuck you to postal service to lost a few of my letters in the mail. Don't they know how precious those awesome Daft Scots Lass Temp tattoos are?
• Fuck you to this persistant flu that has been trying to invade my body. I've had earache and a sore throat the entire week.  Perhaps its time to go to the doctor.
This dude is fuckin' SOOPA talented!!  ENJOY

Now Plonkers, you have ONE more day to Caption my Freaky Photo #9 and win so click on the link and go leave a comment.


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Fridays Shoegasm, a 55 and Fawk You Friday

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Another dreich day in Johannesburg.

So lets cheer ourselves up by seeking out some awesome heels.  Oh yeah, it was between that and chocolate today and chocolate is a no-go.

Take my Friday's Shoegasm button and join me in posting your favourite pair of funky stilettos.   



$324.99 from L.A.M.B.



Baby Phat Casidy Heel $34.99



I don't usually post flats but these caught my eye.  They look so natural and rustic.  Like you could roll 'em up and smoke 'em.    Apple Bottoms by Nelly $34.99

LoriBlu Jeweled Blue Satin Sandal $550



R315 on Bid or Buy





This graphic artist, Taylor Reeve, hand paints her pop art on all sorts of different canvases.  Here she's painted on the soles of a pair of funky stilettos.  What a brilliant idea!




Its Fawk You Friday!  So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and find expression for all those bottled up feelings of anger and frustration towards anyone and everything that pissed on yer battery this week.




• Fuck you to the hackit school teacher that did not allow my Megan to go to the bathroom when she asked politely.  Poor sweet Megan tried to hold it in but eventually wet herself. All because of some teacher on a fucking Power Trip.  I'll take that Bitch down!  I wrote a strongly-worded letter the principal yesterday and I better have some feedback soon!
• Fuck you to the wet winter weather that is'nae good for our leaky roof.  The other night it poured down our walls.  Rain! Rain! Go Away, ye manky bastid - Och just Fuck Off!
• Fuck you to the thumb tack I sat on yesterday in my office.  Ah'mno sure if some Bawheed executed a practical joke on me and placed it on my chair, or if it just fell off my pin-board on to my chair.  Well, the all-embracing cynic in me is I going with shithead playing a practical joke.  I will find out who you are - I will seek revenge.
  
  
  

  
  I'm taking part in Flash Fiction Friday 55.  You need to give G-Man and visit and tell a story in 55 words.  I haven't done it in a while but I had some inspiration this week.
  
  
  
  

  You gave me a fright in the supermarket isle.  I was distracted by shopping when you surprised me with your visit.  I kissed you and beamed.  It was indeed lovely that you popped in just because you could.  It’s the little things that make my day.  It’s the little things that make my heart glad.
  
  

"I'm wearing Scottish underwear today; I love the nice breeze"

Now Plonkers, you have ONE more day to Caption my Freaky Photo and win so click on the link and go leave a comment, if you haven't already...


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Fawk You Friday and a Shoegasm

Boobies, Babies and a Blog hosts Fawk You Friday.  So, go link up and tell us about that Fucker that cut you off in traffic or the assbag that sneezed down your neck or the untraceable Plonker who never changes the toilet roll when its finished. 

Here are my grumbles:

Fuck you to my premenstrual iPod that never wants to play along.  I get to gym today looking forward to listening to my Jack White and all my fucking songs are corrupt.  Temperamental little Bitch that she is.

Fuck you to Winter.  I hate you!  I detest being cold and you are rapidly creeping in.   Slipping in the back door like the sneaky Doochebag you are.  Long-sleeved tops and jackets are being hauled out.  Don't get me wrong, I love all the cute boots this season, but I hate having to wear layers of clothes that makes you look like fucking Mitchelin Man.

Fuck You to my pathetic local Spar Supermarket for never stocking my favourite Vanilla Yogi-Sips.  I was dying for one and you failed to bestow my craving.  Every other shaggin' flavour except what I was craving for! 

And ALWAYS a big Fuck You when I find a fish bone in my last scrummy bite of battered hake.  It just pisses right on my battery and makes the entire plate of food feel contaminated.  How can that crappy last bite dictate the overall satisfaction of a pretty good fish 'n chips dish?
My Final Fuck You: 

I am so incredibly thwarted that no one is hosting Friday Shoegasm anymore.   Very disappointed indeed, so I've decided to congregate my own group of Heel Worshippers.  Link up, ShoeFreaks and reveal all yer favorite bed hooker heels, Lassies.  Take the button below, post it on your blog and do a post on your favourite heels.


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Bootie Licious $250 from Hipster Chick





Shoeseria



$349 from Jellyfish

Louboutins Knock offs R765






 Have a brilliant weekend!
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Royal Fawk You Friday and Bridal Shoegasm

Boobies, Babies and a Blog hosts Fawk You Friday.  Go link up and bitch to your wee hearts content.

This week's Fuck You goes out to Kate Middleton.  Today she nicks Prince Willy away from anyone else...






















Seeing as The Royal Wedding is happening today, I have kept the Shoegasm this week in the bridal theme.  Go and link up at Peace Love Appelsauce.






Wedding Heels Christian Louboutin



Jimmy Choo Wedding Heels



Cole Haan's new bridal line of Nike Air Heels.  I shit you not.



Dazzling Report Signature heels with elastic sling back



Gorgeous Georgina Goodman.  I love stripey soles!


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Fawk You Friday and Shoegasm

Boobies, Babies and a Blog hosts Fawk You Friday.  Go link up and bitch, whine and moan as much as you want.

This week's Fuck You's:



 Fuck you to my car boot that bashed and pummeled my index and middle finger.  I was outside of Megan's school when it happened so I couldn't shout my usual colourful four-letter words.  I did sneer and nearly cry and the word FUCKER! was on the tip on my tongue..

Fuck You to the Holiday Club people that took up two hours of our time last night with promises of a free holiday, while they blabbed on about cruises we'll never be able to take, Bali Beaches and how beautiful Italy is.  Will I ever fekkin' learn?

Fuck you my favourite orbitrek machine at gym that has started squeaking.  I like to be tucked away in the corner when I train because it makes me feel invisible and safe.  Yesterday my corner machine started squeaking and because I had Jack White jamming in my ears on my iPod, I didn't hear.  I wondered why everyone was staring at me. 


Fuck You to this idea of organising an South African Blogger Conference that is keeping me awake at night thinking of ideas and angels...I think I may have bitten off more than I can chew...














 Enjoy this week's retro-style 
Friday's Shoegasm.  Go and link up at Peace Love Appelsauce.



Hot Corset-inspired boots $64.00 at Plasticland



L.A.M.B $299.99

Retro Victorian Spat Boots $60 at Plasticland



$59.99 at Plasticland



159 Euro at Euro Heels


Have a BRILLIANT weekend, Plonkers!  
Sorry, no Flash Fiction 55 today. 
I'm off to a fancy dress "P" party on Saturday night.



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Fawk You Friday

Yeah, Its Fawk You Friday again over at Boobies. Give her a whirl!





• Fuck You to the little bitches that were mean to my wee KK about dressing in boy's clothes and teasing her about it.  One day she'll kick your skinny, twinkly arses!
• Fuck You to smoothies.  I've been on a liquid diet all week and now I need a wee bit of REAL food.  Back to smoothies on Monday but I need some substance this weekend.  Bring on the texture Fuckers!
• Fuck You to people who keep cocking me around (you know who you are) and leaving everything until 99.  Its frustrating and it pisses this PMS Bitch off! 


At least there is always shoes to put a smile on my dial hosted by Boobies.








 Dolce Vita Trinity

Jessica Simpson Heels $90 http://www.heels.com/

Iron Fist Heels $55 at http://www.heels.com/

Guess $90 at http://www.heels.com/

Dont Hold Yer Breath Iron Fist Heels $50 at www.heels.com

Have a Kick Ass Weekend!!
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