Boerewors Explained...

My Boerewors

Most of you will know the nickname I have for my husband, my love and significant other - My Boerewors.




Some of you asked what exactly a boerewors is.  So now I'm going to try and explain what I mean....




Firstly, Boerewors is a long thick spicy sausage popular in South African cuisine. The name comes from the Afrikaans words boer ("farmer") and wors ("sausage") and is pronounced [boo-rah-vors] in Afrikaans, with a trilled "r".  Boerewors is usually braaied aka barbequed on a grill over a charcoal open fire.




There is a saying in Afrikaans that goes "Ek is lief vir Wors - hang vars aan die Boer" which directly translated means, "I love Sausage, hanging Fresh on the Farmer" which actually has a wicked sexual connotation referring to his willy.  His Wors being his willy....yeah, thats where his nickname comes from.   




My husband is an Afrikaans speaking South African so thats why I call him My Boerewors.  He's my sausage - referring to his generous appendage....gerrit??




Boerewors Explained...




Verskriklike Lekkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Happy Valentines Day My Boerewors!

Happy Valentines Day to my Boerewors!


I love you lots and lots laaik Jelly Tots!






Send a bit of love today!!
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55 FFF - Episode 19

Join the Blorgy of 55 Flash Fiction Friday writers.  The game is to write a complete story in 55 words.  So, head on over to The Blorgologist himself G-Man and hook up with him.





Made only in South Africa 
and usually by hand 
Juicy, Succulent, Spicy and Tender 
Curled up to create a reel of zesty flavour 
Carefully prepared with unique seasonings 
Skinny or Stout with top quality fat 
Arranged in a spiral and braaied to perfection 
Sizzling on the grill, meaty aroma roasting the air 
My Boerewors…



Boerewors aka South African sausage



FlogYoBlog Friday over at Random Ramblings of a SAHM.  
Go check it out








Its also Fawk You Friday over at Boobies. and Blog Stalk Friday  hosted by Rockin' Mami this week






My Fuck Yous for this week:


• A huge FUCK YOU to the skanky deslexic tattoo artist who misspelled my daughters name on my wrist.  Now I'm gonna have to go back and get something I really didn't want.  A fix up - probably with a different colour ink?!?!  Stoopid Whore!
• Fuck you to the change of season at the moment which causes my lips to erupted with sexy crusty sores.  Its totally repulsive.  Just call me fucking Leper Lip! No smooching for me for a while.
•  South African school teachers have been on strike forever and its time those arsewipes get back to work and stop disrupting my wee lassies life.  Stoning the schools will NOT bring you wage increases, morons.
• Fuck you to Facebook that takes up too much of my time and therefore I havedeactivated my account.  Read my blog rather, assbags.
Have an awesome weekend!

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Dirty Overnight Romp - No Kids Allowed!

I worked hard and long hours at the 2010 Gauteng Homemakers Expo this year.


And for all our enthusiasum and dedication, our Team got a gift voucher from our CEO who owns Thaba Ya Batswana Eco Lodge & Spa (a gorgeous conference and wedding venue) in Alberton.  The voucher entitles me for an overnight stay for two including breakfast and a full body Swedish massage each at their awesome Sinzinani Day Spa & Beauty Salon. 


(I sure hope the Swede is handsome, 6 foot tall and has abs like a wash-board.  Whaat??? Nothing like a bit of eye-candy while you get your muscles massaged).


Now all I need to do is dig out my sexy lingerie, find an overnight baby sitter for the girls and set a date.  Then I can have  uninterrupted cuddle time with my Boerewors on a king size bed with crisp white linen.  I get a sleep late the next day and have my face fed with a giant buffet breakfast (and I won't have to do the dishes).

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Monday Male

Riaan is an IT Technical Manager and a computer fundi aka geek. He also just happens to be my Boerewors and the father of my two beautiful girls. We have been married for 10 years and together for twelve. He is the love of my life and so he also deserves a Star Spot on my Monday Male.

Riaan constantly puts up with hearing stories about people he doesn’t know (my fellow Blog Friends in Bloggerville) and has had to deal with my obsession with blogging for two and a half years. He deserves a Blog Award for that one!! He helps me edit my html format from time to time, although I’ve become quite good with that too.

What’s it like being married to a 5 foot nothing Scottish redhead?


Well, what can a say, Scottish woman are feisty! Wouldn’t have it any other way though. Just as quick as her temper flairs up, just as quick it comes down. She is the love of my life and I am very lucky to have found her. She is the mother of my two beautiful daughters and she gives me everything I need.


What’s she like as a Mum?

Her kids means everything to her, she will go out her way to do anything for them, sometimes to her own demise. Kaylin has the knack of getting the better of her every now and then! She’s always cleaning up after the kids when they made a mess, with lots of complaining, but she still does it. She always thinks of the small little things that makes their life so much easier.


On Blogging


What do you think of her blog and her blogging?


At first I didn’t take much notice of it, was something to keep her busy. Now my mom, dad, sister and my brother (he’s in London) looks at her blog to see what we are up to. I guess it’s “our” little place in the interwebs to tell everybody what we doing and that we are still alive!

What’s the biggest challenge you deal with regarding this?

I sometimes have to fight for some of her time, most of the time when she gets home she plays with the kids while I cook. After we done eating she jumps on her blog to approve her comments and post her days events etc. Then it’s bath time for the kids and sleep time, by then we both are dead tired and just hit the bed to get some rest. Just so that we can repeat it all the next day!


Did you buy her a laptop so she could blog anywhere and everywhere?

She was always complaining that she wanted to sit in front of the TV or lay in bed at night to “blog”. So for her birthday I got her a laptop (and keep her from hogging my PC) so that she could blog wherever she wants. At least I got some brownie points for buying her a laptop!

On Family


What is the most important lesson you’ve learnt by becoming a dad?


I always tell people that you have never experience love until you have kids. It’s just such an unconditional love that one has for your kids, you just can’t explain it.

Oh and before we had kids, you see the dads taking the half eaten sweets from their kids and eating it and you think - “I will NEVER do that!” Well, half eaten sweets aren’t that bad to be honest!


Whats the most important lesson you can teach your children?


NEVER trust strangers! Unfortunately this is the day and age we live in, sad but true!


That they can speak to me about ANYTHING, they must be able to trust me and I won’t be angry if they did something wrong.


On Work

Have you always been a computer geek?


Yes I have, I can remember I was in Standard 5 (Grade 7) and I said to my dad, “One day I will work with computers” It’s always been my passion.


Did you trying and built computers as a child?

Since I can remember I've been “tinkering” with computers.


What is the most exciting project you’ve worked on as an IT person?


In 2000 when I was working for IBM, I was sent to North Carolina in the USA for 4 weeks to write a book with 2 other guys. It was a very nerve wrecking experience but one of the most exciting moments in my life. Having your name printed in a book!


What would be your perfect job?


Where I have to do as little as possible and get as much as possible?! I’m always trying something new to make money, who knows! Maybe one day I’ll hit the jackpot!


On women

Have you ever written a poem for your sweetheart?


My poem writing ability is not be one of my strong points.  I have stopped counting how many poems I have started and deleted cause I just couldn’t find the words I was looking for. However there has been a few poems that finally reached my sweetheart.


Does love at first sight exist?


Yes I believe in love at first sight! We are a good example of that! Gillian and I moved in together after only 3 months!


Boy shorts or g-string?


G-stings for the win, boy shorts on a woman just don’t do it for me.


What are your five non-negotiable in a woman?


Be alive?  This is a tricky question as I believe it’s the whole package that makes the woman and not just specific things.

Bum or boobs man?


Both!

On randomness


What song would you choose as the soundtrack of your life?


Butterfly Kisses - Bob Carlisle.


One thing you like about living in SA?


It’s such a beautiful country and has so much to offer, stunning weather and amazing country sides. So many people live here but never explore what SA has to offer.


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Happy Birthday My Boerewors

I smaak you stukken!




We don't live in a mansion,
we don't dine on caviar...
Our lives are fairly simple
that's just who we are.

but I wouldn't trade it in...
not for riches, jewels
or fame, because you
make each day special,
and I love you
more than words can say.

Have a very special Birthday, babe!





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I make the Quick and NASTY!!!

I made supper last night as I got home early with the girls. I made a beef stew with wild rice and as I dished up for the girls, Megan said to me: “Mum this is yummy!”


Riaan pipes up and says: “Ja, Mummy makes the nice, yummy food and I make the quick and NASTY!”.

This made me giggle and appreciate him all the more. Not only is he a goofy guy, he occasionally cooks supper for us. Riaan does a lot of the cooking and some husbands don’t lift a finger. Some hubbies just sit on the couch, watch sport and fart. Yes, he does his fair share of sitting on the couch and farting but at least he helps me out in the kitchen when I ask.

I appreciate that. My Boerewors needs some work on picking up his dirty clothes and putting them in the washing basket but if I need him to stop at the shop and pick somethingup , he’s there like a bear in his underwear. If I need him to pop out at 11pm at night to go and get medicine for the kids, he’s there.

My Knight in shining kitchen utensils....




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For My Boerewors

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Some arb shots from my phone

Kaylin fell asleep on the chair the other night when I was drying my hair in the bedroom.
I had to share this shot. Cuddles with Teddy

Smiling


Kaylin playing in the car today. I like the fact that you can see my reflection in the car window (oh I know its so over exposed but I enjoyed the fact that I captured her doing one of her favourite things - "Pretending to be the Driver"

Megan playing silly buggers (what's new??)

Kaylin in school uniform


Sisters


My wonderful Boerewors - kewt or wot??




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